The Ninja Song

thanks to the real ultimate power for the inspiration needed to create this song.


Ninjas can kill anyone they want!
Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time
they don't even think twice about it.
These guys are so crazy and awesome
they flip out ALL the time.
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner.
And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.
My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

(chorus)
Ninjas are mammals.
Ninjas fight ALL the time.
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.
Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

(chorus)

Ninjas are the ultimate paradox.
they don't give a crap
but ninjas are very careful and precise.
ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
Most of their free time is spent flying,
but sometime they stab.

(chorus)(2x)

The seppuku song

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself
if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill.
Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—
guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.
and don’t even think twice about it.
These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason
often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

[chorus]
Step 1 -- Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 -- Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 -- Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 -- Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 -- Get really super pissed.
Step 6 -- Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 -- Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 -- Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 -- Wait.
Step 10 -- Die.

But if you want to commit Seppuku
and you’re like me,
you don’t have access to stuff like lasers.
But there’s hope.
I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times
and believe me, it’s pretty cool.
The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.

[chorus]

If you succeed everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”


 

 


 

 



 

 


 

 



 

 


 

 


Holy Crap! i love ninjas with all of my body...including my pee pee.....hard